#Momlife is the best life!
It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book.
Happy Coloring!
Details:
* Premium matte finish cover design
* Printed single sided on bright white paper
* Perfect for all coloring mediums
* High quality 60# paper stock
* Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages
Pages Include the following:
- Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay
- Tub Poop Happens
- Threenager
- I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping
- Potty Like a Rock Star
- I Breed Nonsleepers
- My Little Monsters
- No Talkie Before Coffee
- Toddlers are Aholes
- Toddzilla
- I Love you to the Moon and Back
- Mommy's Juicebox
- Terrible Twos
- Coffee versus Sleep
- This Kid
- Wine Rhymes with Friday
- Motherhood Winging It
- Blowout
- Little Dude
- Door Bell Broken
- Lil Miss
- In Dog Wine
- Not My Circus Not My Monkeys
- Serenity Now
- Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On
- Wild Child
- Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am
- Laundry
- Keep Calm and Mommy On
- Normalize Breastfeeding
- Mama Hair Don't Care
Published on: 2016-05-15
Original language: English
Dimensions: 11.00" h x .17" w x 8.50" l,
Binding: Paperback
72 pages
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